|Little boy:||Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?|
|The Mom:||Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.|
|Little Boy:||I wanna be Wonder Woman.|
|The Mom:||Don't we all.|
A day where we get in our pajamas, get millions of pillows and blankets, buy a lot of snacks, make a castle, watch tons and tons of disney movies, and just snuggle together. And why not, we’ll have a pillow fight too. Just a whole day, spending precious time with you… I’d do anything just to have this kind of day with you.
#40,000 notes of a man carrying stuff
#82,000 notes of a man carrying stuff
#85,000 notes of an attractive man carrying stuff
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
the correct pronunciation of “gogh” is “goff”, you uncultured swine
I wanna see how many people on this site are into it.
I know there are more
don’t lie guys i know you live on smut
I’m sorry but scrollers
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was